So normally on a Saturday me and my sis and the kids and the dogs go to the park and the kids get muddy and me and my sis play this game where we guess what people's dogs are called. There are zillions of them about so as they come towards us we guess their names. Then the owner shouts it and we see if we were right. Which we never are, of course, because we always guess names like Brenda and Arthur. And no-one calls their dogs Brenda or Arthur any more. They're all called Alfie. Like my kid.
Anyway. Keeps us entertained while the kids get covered in mud. Laugh a minute me and my sister.