Today is Minnie the dog's birthday.
She is one in human years. Whatever that means in dog years.
Actually it might not be her birthday. We weren't actually there when she was born. We only met her at 7 weeks old. The breeders said she was 7 weeks old so we did the maths. But it could really be tomorrow. Or yesterday. I don't think it matters. She's not really all that fussed. She's a dog.
Happy Birthday anyway MinnieDog x